Chicken Feet
Sep 16, 20231 min
Art by Chicken Feet
1. Would you be willing to admit that punching a Cheetah’s penis might have been the worst idea in the fucking universe?
A. I confess to my wrongdoing… - 10 points
B. No, I don’t regret anything. - 5 points
C. Perhaps - 3 points
D. I had nothing better to do - 1 point
2. How hard can you punch?
A. I can beat Mike Tyson - 10 points
B. I don’t know… - 3 points
C. I can't punch - 1 point
3. If a Cheetah killed you, which emotion would this invoke?
A. Fear - 15 points
B. I wouldn’t give 2 shits because I am dead - 5 points
C. Anger - 3 points
D. Joy - 2 points
4. What did you eat recently?
A. Breakfast - 1 point
B. Lunch - 2 points
C. Dinner - 3 points
D. Nothing - 0 points
Results
31+: You will not ONLY be able to outrun the Cheetah, but you also put that fucker to shame. Congratulations!
30-28: You will be able to outrun the Cheetah. Congratulations!
27-18: You will probably be able to outrun the Cheetah, but don't expect it to be easy.
17-0: Oh my god. You won't be able to outrun the Cheetah, what the hell were you trying to accomplish from this.
Share your results! Could someone you know outrun a cheetah?